My life at work

prô'gram, n.
A magic spell cast over a computer to turn input into error messages.

prô'gram, v.t. & i.
To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head on a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.

Well, okay, it really isn't that bad, it just feels like it sometimes. I've been working in Information Systems since 1975, most recently designing databases for Web-based applications. If you wish, you can see my resume here.

Still, after all this time in the business world, it's hard not to relate to a Dilbert cartoon. Or, for those more computer-minded, try User Friendly, the Comic Strip.